Paste a function enquiry. Get a reply worth sending — free.

Someone's asked about a 21st, a wake, a work do or a wedding — and the reply's been sitting in your inbox for two days. Paste it below and get a warm, professional draft that answers their questions and moves them toward booking. No sign-up.

Free — a handful of drafts per day per visitor. Nothing you paste is stored.

Like the draft? FunctionGuy writes one for every enquiry — automatically.

Forward your enquiries (or connect your website form) and every one gets a personalised, priced reply that knows your availability — ready to approve, or sent automatically once you trust it. It even follows up when they go quiet. Built for venues without a full-time events coordinator.

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What makes a good reply to a function enquiry?

Three things, and speed beats all of them: answer every question they actually asked (date, headcount, price — skip one and you've bought another email round-trip), name a real number (venues that hide pricing lose enquiries to venues that don't), and end with one clear next step — offer to pencil the date, or ask the single question you still need. Two short paragraphs beats a brochure.

And reply the same day. Most function bookers email three venues at once; the first decent answer usually wins the booking. That's the whole reason FunctionGuy exists — the draft is ready before you've finished your coffee.